- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to take a crap.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to die

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to be a common person

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers