- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be french.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Liam Brudenell

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to poo without wiping.

Pointless Super Powers