The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!