The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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he power to make mistakes

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!