- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to make money disappear.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers