The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to die at will

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!