the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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A good Kisser

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to not care.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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lol

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!