the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to swim on land.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!