- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

lol

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The ability to control dairy products

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

Pointless Super Powers