the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to sit

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!