The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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cry acid tears

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!