The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!