the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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lol

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to not do it.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!