The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!