- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to understand irony.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to fax people with your mind

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to not care.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers