the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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to do nothing

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!