The power to display emotions at will

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!