The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!