The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to see through air

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Super-slowness

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!