The power of learning

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!