The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!