- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to think of pointless powers.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the ability to solve paradoxes

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

Pointless Super Powers