The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to like any show

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!