The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!