- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to understand irony.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers