The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!