- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power of being pointless

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to make water expire.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

Pointless Super Powers