The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to grow new teeth.

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!