the power to eat bread

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!