the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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he power to make mistakes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!