the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!