- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to misspell

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to become famous on vine

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

Pointless Super Powers