- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to drown on land.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to shape shift into water

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

Having the power to stand still

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

Pointless Super Powers