- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to write a country song

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to part hair.

the ability to talk to humans

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to read captchas

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to fall up.

The power to be a woman

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have no powers

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Pointless Super Powers