the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to die.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to freeze ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!