The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to eat food.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to count from A to purple

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to misspell

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!