- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to communicate with sperm.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

to be shitty

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Invisible handwriting.

Pointless Super Powers