The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!