The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!