- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

Pointless Super Powers