The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!