The power to turn water into wine.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!