The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!