The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!