The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to youtube poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!