- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to do something while you can play games.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to ejaculate

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Pointless Super Powers