- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to breathe

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

Pointless Super Powers