the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see air

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!