- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The ability to hear fish.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Pointless Super Powers