- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to be a gamer

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to be super ugly

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to be half invisible

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

to spelle caretly

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

Pointless Super Powers