Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to to think less

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!