you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to be dead

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!