The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to create shit

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!