The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to read captchas

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to in power your self

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!