- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to plank

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to die while dieing

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Meatvision.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

the power to see into the present.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to see forever

Pointless Super Powers