The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to like this power

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!