the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!