- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

Pointless Super Powers