the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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A good Kisser

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!