The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!