The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!