the power to eat with your butt

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the powre to spel

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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the power to write comic books

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the power to see the present

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!