The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to hear fish.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Aweonao

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!