- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to grow one wing

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to be wrong

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers