The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to not do it.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!