The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to youtube poop

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!