The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!