The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to ejaculate

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power of bullet atraction

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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to make asians smart

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!