- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power of writte with our feets.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

Having the power to stand still

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to not be color blind.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Pointless Super Powers