The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!