- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of being pointless

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to look like yourself

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to be super ugly

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to become demented

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

Pointless Super Powers